Byebye Danny and Asia’h (and some forgettable people)
Hey, it’s Blake Lewis! Hi Blake Lewis! Still doing that turntable beatboxing stuff, huh? Cool, cool. And you have a new song out, it sounds like? Awesome, Blake Lewis. Way to go, Blake Lewis. Keep up the good work, Blake Lewis.
Sorry, I don’t know why I’m doing that. It must be my bitter, seething resentment that Chikeze and KKKristy are still around, but Danny Noriega and Asia’h Epperson got kicked off last night. Way to screw it up for the rest of us, America (see also the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections. You really suck, America.) I won’t even bring up Alexandrea Lushington. Oops, I guess I just did.
At least Luke Menard and Kady Malloy are gone. I’m still shocked they stuck around as long as they did (which was much longer than they should have.)
Anyone disagree? You can rant against me in the comments, below, but be warned that you’ll be wrong, since I am, pretty much by definition, right about this.