The American Idolater

Hey, it’s Blake Lewis! Hi Blake Lewis! Still doing that turntable beatboxing stuff, huh? Cool, cool. And you have a new song out, it sounds like? Awesome, Blake Lewis. Way to go, Blake Lewis. Keep up the good work, Blake Lewis.
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Asia’h Epperson — Jesus Christ that apostrophe is annoying me more and more every week. Seriously. Although seeing the text “ASIA’H’S FATHER” was pretty funny. She sings very well. Good job. Naturally DialIdol had her in second to last place for much of the night. Way to go, America! [...]