The American Idolater

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Asia’h Epperson — Jesus Christ that apostrophe is annoying me more and more every week. Seriously. Although seeing the text “ASIA’H’S FATHER” was pretty funny. She sings very well. Good job. Naturally DialIdol had her in second to last place for much of the night. Way to go, America! [...]

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Apparently David Hernandez used to be a gay stripper, working at a gay strip club along with his boyfriend. He’s trying to come off all straight in the media these days, now that he’s on American Idol, but the truth comes out (no pun intended) eventually. A sample quote:
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