The American Idolater

Hey, it’s Blake Lewis! Hi Blake Lewis! Still doing that turntable beatboxing stuff, huh? Cool, cool. And you have a new song out, it sounds like? Awesome, Blake Lewis. Way to go, Blake Lewis. Keep up the good work, Blake Lewis.
Sorry, I don’t know why I’m doing that. [...]

So, as pretty much every single person on the planet expected — once Melinda was voted off — Jordin Sparks won American Idol.
The spoilers were a little off, no Sherman Pore performance. All of the other performances were really good, though, much better than I’m used to hearing on American Idol. Ok, maybe [...]