The American Idolater

Ok, I’m going to be shocked if Jordin loses tonight. Shocked, I tell you. With a capital “S”, and that stands for School and that rhymes with Pool. Yes, shocked.
Jordin Sparks is by far the better singer. Blake Lewis is much more of a real musician, and seems like a lot [...]

The contestants have these weekly conference calls with the media. Jordin’s this week was a little boring, to be honest; she didn’t really say anything interesting, although there sure were a lot of words used to say so little (sorry, Jordin.) Blake had much more interesting replies, maybe just because he does so [...]