The American Idolater

Hey, it’s Blake Lewis! Hi Blake Lewis! Still doing that turntable beatboxing stuff, huh? Cool, cool. And you have a new song out, it sounds like? Awesome, Blake Lewis. Way to go, Blake Lewis. Keep up the good work, Blake Lewis.
Sorry, I don’t know why I’m doing that. [...]

Ok, another week, another long episode of American Idol with all these guys singing all these 70’s songs. Hooboy. I know you’re dying to read what I thought, right? Literally, dying. Dropping dead in the middle of the work day because I haven’t posted yet. I feel bad that your [...]