The American Idolater

Oh boy, 80’s night. Can you taste my excitement? I thought it all turned out above average, though. A very good night for the guys.
Unfortunately, before we get to the good stuff, we have to listen to Luke Menard. Sorry Luke, but if there’s one person who’s clearly outclassed in the [...]

These are both pretty good.
Apparently David Hernandez used to be a gay stripper, working at a gay strip club along with his boyfriend. He’s trying to come off all straight in the media these days, now that he’s on American Idol, but the truth comes out (no pun intended) eventually. A sample quote:
He [...]