The American Idolater

Hey, it’s Blake Lewis! Hi Blake Lewis! Still doing that turntable beatboxing stuff, huh? Cool, cool. And you have a new song out, it sounds like? Awesome, Blake Lewis. Way to go, Blake Lewis. Keep up the good work, Blake Lewis.
Sorry, I don’t know why I’m doing that. [...]

Oh boy, 80’s night. Can you taste my excitement? I thought it all turned out above average, though. A very good night for the guys.
Unfortunately, before we get to the good stuff, we have to listen to Luke Menard. Sorry Luke, but if there’s one person who’s clearly outclassed in the [...]