The American Idolater

Oh good, Dolly Parton week. Do I know any of her songs other than “9 to 5″ and the one Whitney Houston sang in The Bodyguard? I guess I’ll find out.
Brooke White, “Jolene” — Meh.
David Cook — Ryan Seacrest makes sure to emphasize that yes, David is admitting to ripping off other bands’ [...]

Oh boy, 80’s night. Can you taste my excitement? I thought it all turned out above average, though. A very good night for the guys.
Unfortunately, before we get to the good stuff, we have to listen to Luke Menard. Sorry Luke, but if there’s one person who’s clearly outclassed in the [...]