The American Idolater

Gotta love live American Idol. Quincy Jones made a great appearance, first by pulling something out of his mouth when the song started, and second by explaining that “The Color Purple is about the color purple” before Ryan cut him off to have Fantasia sing.
And then Lakisha’s attempt to get the rest of the [...]

And we’re off. The first “real” episode of the show, with voting and everything. Here’s what I think, which is obviously what’s right and correct and if you don’t think this way, you’re a poopie-head.
Rudy Cardenas: Yikes. Not good at all. There was a lot of mumbling, and at times [...]