The American Idolater

After giving some thought to the risque Antonella Barba pictures that keep showing up (it seems like we’re getting new Antonella boob shots every day), I’ve come to a sad conclusion.

She’s probably going to stick around on the show forever.

I have a feeling they aren’t going to kick her off over these pictures. That doesn’t make much sense based on them kicking Frenchie Davis off for far more innocent pictures, but I just don’t think that they will. And with all the attention on her, she’s probably going to get more votes than ever.

She’ll get more horny guy votes who don’t care that she can’t sing, and she’ll get more votes from deaf people who feel bad for all this publicity her breasts and wet t-shirts are getting, no matter how deserved or undeserved that publicity is. So her good placement last week near the top of the voting results — however weird that was — is probably just the tip of the iceberg.

My Prediction

If Antonella isn’t kicked off this week, she’s going to be the top vote-getter. Mark my words.

Anyone disagree? Let me know in the comments down below why you don’t think so.

And it’s just going to keep going. You know that more and more pictures will show up, sex videos will show up, and so on. We’re going to be stuck listening to her “singing” for far too long. After all this, I wouldn’t be surprised if she wins, even if it’s just because after a while people will be voting for her because they’re enjoying the spectacle and don’t care that she’s one of the worst singers on there.

This could be a long and painful singing. Damn you and your boobs, Antonella!